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Welcome to our latest Caption Contest at Air Facts, where we post a photo and call on our very talented readers to provide a caption for that photo. Check out our most recent one below and if an amusing or clever caption comes to mind, just post it as a comment. In two weeks, we’ll cut off this contest and the staff of Air Facts will choose their favorite caption.

You will be rewarded for your effort! The winning caption writer will receive a prize: a personally autographed copy of Richard Collins’ latest book, Logbooks: Life in Aviation.

Good luck and have fun!


Update – we have a winner!

Congratulations to Juan Ignacio Elias from Texas for his winning caption:

“Dad… Err… There’s something I need to tell you…

Dad, I need to know you love me…”

John Zimmerman
74 replies
  1. Stefan Manning
    Stefan Manning says:

    Introducing the new “accordion fold” model, which can be folded up for easy storage and ground transport.*

    *Airworthiness certificate extra

  2. Luis Imperiale
    Luis Imperiale says:

    Summer Operations Special Design. Heavy in-cabin air flow for sweaty passengers!

  3. Steve R
    Steve R says:

    I guess she did not like my response when she said, “It’s me or the airplane, one of us has got to go…..you choose!”.

  4. Alan Preisser
    Alan Preisser says:

    “Do you think they’ll notice?”

    “Don’t forget to lock the door. Theft is a real problem here.”

  5. Scott Miller
    Scott Miller says:

    How many times has this happened to you? You have a Piper Seminole, and you’re trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the Seminole, remove the Seminoles’ tail, wings and flaps, and try to serve the Seminole as you would any other aircraft. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco’s amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Prop-o-Matic. Yes, plane lovers, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Prop-o-Matic is the tool that lets you use the WHOLE Seminole with no aircraft waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.

  6. Warren Weldon
    Warren Weldon says:

    Go ahead and write a rubber check for your Annual our new collection agency is great !

  7. Bill Polits
    Bill Polits says:

    Authoritative & friendly announcer voice: “New for the 2003 Piper Seminole… our smooth ride “flexalage” absorbs the bumps as the aircraft penetrates turbulence. Snake through the sky with ease as Piper’s flexalage takes the chop out of the most ferocious weather!”

  8. Larry Nelson
    Larry Nelson says:

    After forgetting to pay his ramp fees, this commercial pilot finally read the fine print…

  9. Jeff McKune
    Jeff McKune says:

    In a hurry, Timmy forgot to read the last line of the POH. “Do not touch the brakes at warp speed!”

  10. Tom
    Tom says:

    Thank God it’s a T-tail, imagine what would have happened if the stabilator had been in the way.

  11. Scott Johnson
    Scott Johnson says:

    Classifieds: Teriffic deal. Greatest thing since sliced bread. Recent accident. Some work needed.

  12. Hunter Heath
    Hunter Heath says:

    I know I asked for an ultra-detailed annual inspection, but… um, don’t you think you went a bit too far?

  13. Mike
    Mike says:

    Just because you are the biggest one in this hanger, it doesn’t mean you can play with the Big Dogs.


    This is what you get when you try to mess with the Big Dogs.

  14. David Settle
    David Settle says:

    Sadly, it wasn’t until the field trip to the airport that Charlie, the aerospace engineer, realized what his 5 year old son was really doing when he caught him playing with his old Spirograph game and the 3D printer.

  15. Craig
    Craig says:

    Never give a doctor a lycoming powered scalpel.
    Didn’t kill just one but 5or 6! Almost the entire Uni SA fleet at Parafield Airport (YPPF) in Adelaide South Australia.
    Glad it was before I had my Cherokee parked there like now!

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